Buzz 46
“Why are sanitary pads taxed and not Viagra? Because the policies are made by 65-year-old men with erectile dysfunction.”
“Our little satellite reached Mars because it was called MOM. If it was called DAD, it would still be circling the Earth, lost, but not willing to ask for directions.”
“A wise woman keeps her hands firmly in her pockets and does not accidentally unzip anything, including her mouth.”
“My husband has extra inches… in height. Which the other actors don’t have.”
“I would want Maggi to be banned. We don’t want 2-minute noodles for dinner or in bed?”
“We may have potholed roads but at least we have many people willing to travel with us on them.”